Christmas can be -- scratch that, it is -- a very stressful time of year, and people seek solace in a variety of things... one of them being porn. But when it comes to self-administered stress relief, just what are people around the world using as visual aids to assist stagnant imaginations?
If this is a question that has been bothering you over the festive period, wonder no more for Pornhub has the answers! There is huge scope for sexing up Christmas, and the porn site's latest report into festive shows that XXX fans just can’t get enough of Santa's naughty elves, dirty helpers, and imagining Mr and Mrs Claus engaging in all manner of sexy shenanigans. Forget Happy Christmas, this is more like fappy Christmas... or XXXmas. Spoiler: there's no Jesus porn.
PornHub's "Horny for the Holidays" report offers an intriguing glimpse into how people around the world get their festive kicks. There are plenty of obvious searches being performed (many of which we'll just leave to your imagination, but it's safe to say that one particularly popular search term is not related to colonoscopies...) -- just think of a sex act, add the word 'Christmas' and it's safe to bet that people have been searching for it.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, there is an overall drop in porn-related traffic over Christmas -- most people have better things to do, such as spending time with loved ones -- but this is not true the world over. While the UK, Australia and the US see a drop in porn searches (30 percent, 30 percent and 19 percent respectively), Japan, India and Russia perform more sexy searches: 2 percent, 4 percent and13 percent increases respectively.
As well as revealing what people with a penchant for porn have been looking for in 2015, Pornhub also shows how things have changed since last year. The search term 'Naughty santa's helper' has rocketed in popularity with 2015 seeing a 2,012 percent increase in searches. 'Christmas wife' has increased in popularity by 633 percent, and 'santa and elf' by 546 percent.
Based on the type of device used for search for porn, it seems that the likes of Pornhub are being used as a way to get a little light relief from the stresses of a family Christmas. Nearly two thirds of traffic (62 percent) comes from phones, those handy, portable devices that can be used away from prying eyes of relatives.
With that image, enjoy the rest of the festive season, however you choose to enjoy it!
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